The internet world is abuzz with talk over the peloton's neutralization of Stage 9 of the Giro D'Italia. Pedro Horrilo's crash into a 150 foot ravine during Stage 8 prompted them to organize their concerns about the safety of the course. Apparently, Stage 9's kermis-like circuit race had parked cars still on the course, among other hazards. I can't blame them. Yeah, they're the best in the world riding one of the most competitive stage races in the world. They don't need to harden the fuck up. They've already done that. Probably while you were arguing on the internet. Okay, okay. Probably while we were arguing on the internet.
What they're doing now is refusing to let their having hardened the fuck up be turned into an unnecessarily dangerous game of puppetry, a sport of profit that places the alleged kings in danger for heightened entertainment value that strips them of honor should they opt out. Basically they're refusing to be rodeo clowns, NASCAR drivers, or prizefighters, and can you blame them?